The Death Star must be a lonely place for someone like Darth Vader. Not only does the guy have major skin issues, but the second he thinks a bad thought about one of his friends they’re going to get strangled to death. What person will ever trust the poor guy enough to really get through all that plastic and inside that hideously deformed head of his?
No, I think Darth Vader must’ve resorted to making his real friends via the internet. Think how many subscribers his YouTube channel would have?! And Lord Vader wouldn’t just settle for any old webcam to make his advances towards the outside world. No- he’d need a Tie Fighter Web Cam.
Not just any old Tie fighter either. This one is in the shape of Vader’s very own ship. It clips to the edge of the screen so whether he has a desktop or a laptop he’d be set. Or there’s a stand with it if he’d prefer (lets face it- a guy who can kill you from across the room can put his webcam wherever he likes!) Plus there’s a built in microphone to catch all that heavy breathing.
I haven’t even told you the best bit. When the camera is active, the stand and the mounted guns illuminate. I’m not sure why that would impress Darth Vader, but I think it’s pretty damned cool.
The Tie Fighter Web Cam would beam his image over 640 x 480 pixels, and requires windows 98/ 2000/ XP or Vista, plus a CD ROM Drive and USB Port, and supports Skype, MSN, Yahoo! And AOL. So Darth Vader can let down his defences and interact with the world while still keeping up his hard guy image with the blokes at work.
Or if he didn’t want to talk to the world, he could always just get himself a Yoda mouse to keep him company…
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One thought on “The Tie Fighter Webcam- is this how Darth Vader vblogs?”
I love this design, and think it’s cool that there’s a webcam like this with such an intricate design.