Ok, so you want to take over the world. Got your dumb henchmen? Check. Beautiful female assistant? Check. Slow moving death traps? Double check. How about your evil world ruler chair?
There’s always something missing isn’t there? If you’re going to intimidate secret agents the first thing you need is an impressive chair. And a fluffy white cat (although I’m sure said fluffy white cat would get hair all over afore mentioned impressive chair thus ruining the vision? Maybe that’s why Dr Evil had hairless sphinx cat).
If you want a proper evil villains chair then you can’t do much better than this bad boy. Leather, chrome, steel and aluminum combine into the very definition of cool.
At 90cm x 90cm x 120cm it won’t be overshadowed by much in your secret villain’s lair either. Not only that but its custom made so no other evil villain in the neighbourhood will have one exactly the same and you don’t have to fret about connecting A to B while leaving room for C.
It also comes with the obligatory swivel base so you can swing round and menace your captives without worrying about scratching your floor.
Unfortunately you will have to have been in the super villain business for a good while before you can afford the chair to end all chairs. This baby will set you back ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Well not quite, but its does cost a hefty £4500. Add that to the cost of renting your volcano lair, kitty’s supply of whiskers and employing a whole host of henchmen (or henchpeople as the union insists we call them nowadays) and there will be a pretty big hole burnt in your pocket, and that’s before you try fitting the lazar beams to the shark’s heads.
Still thinking about buying one anyway? Head over to Red5 now.