Hey you there? Lonely? Need somebody to cuddle up to at night? Significant other away or a trip or just not real in the first place? This is the gadget for you!
Lay your head upon the sumptuous bossoms of the Delux Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow. Feel her arm around you as you sleep… and freak the hell out at the fact that she’s got no head, legs or left arm, and appears to be wearing a washing up glove. What on Earth is she into?!
But hey, when you’re desperate you’re desperate right? Just hide it when you do pull or you will continue to sleep alone forevermore.
And before we start laughing about the men and their silly pillows, girls take a look at the My Guy Chest and Arm Travel Pillow Set. I don’t know if its better that the man version is more detailed or if that’s a bad thing. It even has nipples…
Methinks I’ll stick to curling up in a ball on my own if these scary pillows are the alternative. I don’t like being touched while I sleep anyway.
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Girlfriend Body Pillow, $9.95 from Delux Comfort
My Guy Chest and Arm Travel Pillow Set, £19.99 from Hen Night HQ (NSFW)