I’m an avid reader. I’ve read way more books that I’ve seen films, listened to songs or watched TV shows all rolled into one. But even I have to admit that some books should’ve never seen the light of day.
Which is what I like about the Star Wars Lightsaber Bookends. You pay £10 for a book, you don’t want to really wreck it. But you do want to make your feelings clear. So ‘stab’ it through with Darth Vader’s finest and never have to read that stupid girl’s obnoxious whinning about some pansy-ass vampire again.
Preorder yours for $50 from The Star Wars shop.