If you don’t have another tab open right now with your facebook profile page up… you’re lying. Facebook has been a huge phenomenon with everyone, including some pets, being the proud owners of their very own page on the internet.
But what if the unthinkable happens and no one writes on your wall or adds stupid photos of you or comments on your latest post for over a week? Well then you may just need the random musings of the Facebook Status Generatr (not a typo- well not by me anyway. I think the guys who did the site could well use a spell check) to get the creative juices flowing on your wall again.
The Status Generator is useful for those of you whose last three statuses consist of, “[name] just ate a banana”, “[name] took the bus to work today. It was packed!”, or “[name] is turning 28 in 296 days! OMG OMG OMG!”. If you’ve ever written a status along any of these lines, then this status generator is for you. For the sake of your 356 friends.
The Facebook Status Generatr is still in beta mode, but works a treat. All you need to do is click on a button and you will become more interesting than a hamster in a small bowl of trifle.
Some gems churned out from this site include, “[name] is actually comprised entirely of pockmarked cabbages”, or “[name] enjoys the humiliation of metaphorical cocktail umbrellas”. Brilliant!
So if you feel the need to share with the world what you’re watching on TV right now- don’t. Get people thinking that you “long ardently for protuberant flaps” instead.
Source: Facebook Status Generatr
2 thoughts on “Random Facebook Status Generator”
Not bad. I’d prefer a less ‘wackily surreal’ version, I think. Possibly inflammatory political material that worries your friends a great deal would be fun.