Are you the person who will pick up anything even vaguely light saber shaped and swing it round doing the ‘VWUM!VWUUUUUM!’ noise? Of course you are – who doesn’t do that?!
Well, if you want to break free from the Star Wars crowd but still have all the fun of swinging something round making a silly noise, get yourself a Samurai Air Sword. Swish away to your hearts content, bellowing out ludicrous battle cries and random strings of gibberish, and be made to look (or at least sound) even cooler with the 48 motion sensor activated sound effects.
No I can’t think of 48 sword related sound effects either.
Learn to read Japanese, then buy your own from Happynet Online for 1660 yen (just over a tenner).