We’ve all done it. Got out of the shower, stood infront of the mirror and proclaimed to the world at large (or to your rubber duck anyway) ‘Oh my god- I’m easily as fat as an elephant!’. Now, if you’ve a caring significant other, then they’ll immediatly proclaim that you’re a svelt as a snake. If you’ve an honest significant other they may agree with you. Either way, now you can actually find out what animal you really do resemble in weight, and in future bemoan (or celebrate) with factual accuracy.