I’ve been sat here trying to transcribe the noise from the Mario games. I got as far as ‘duh do do dodo duh do do’ and then scrapped the idea.

Why the Nintendo nostalgia? Well, I’ve found the cutest little gadget I’ve seen all week. It’s the Mushroom Desk Mini Vacuum Cleaner. Available in red, green, purple or orange it’s a handheld hoover for your home